i had to revisit this hilarious article from the onion. here are some highlights, with the full article here.

"The situation in Africa is tragic," Garrity said. "Millions of people are infected with the AIDS virus—a disease they know little to nothing about. Our mission is to let these people know the facts about their AIDS in the few months they have remaining before their deaths."

At an AIDS-awareness rally Monday, Horton sent a clear message to the Botswanans about the disease that will soon claim their lives.

"Everyone raise your hands," Horton said. "Everyone with their hand up will soon die from AIDS."