With all this talk of Anna Nicole Smith and the custody battle of her child I think it is Maury Povitch's duty to do a special program revealing the "father of the child". I can imagine it now. Whoever is the baby's father is entitled to 500 million dollars the amount left to the kin of Anna Nicole Smith. Then in classic Sparticus fashion members of the audience stand one by one making the declaration that they "are the baby's father".
Is this the first time in history that a man actually wanted to be the father of the offspring of some slut he banged? I'm already getting blood drawn for the test.

And I say WTF!

it's quite obvious that howard k. stern is the father. either that or he killed her... and her son.

and the bodyguard jumps in...